Day 124

TAILOR

Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,

Yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka.

Remix of this song:

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka,

Naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka.

PATNI

Patni ko apne palkon pe bitha lo,

Deke khushi uske saare gum chura lo,

Pyar aisa karo, ke sab dekhte rah jaayen,

Padosan bhi aake kahe,

Mujhe bhi apni patni bana lo.

TEACHER

Teacher: Beta batao jo sun na sake,

unhe kya kehte hain?

Student: Sir, usko kutta, kameena,

zalil, ullu ka patha, kuch bi kah do,

usne kaunsa sun-na hai.

Caution: Read, if above 18

MURDER

Judge: Tumne apne husband ka murder kyun kia?

Larki: Woh office se aaye, mujhe room mein lekar gaye,

Bed pe litaya, kapre utaare, meri taangein uthaaeen or kaha

April Fool.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Mahmood

Caution: Read, if above 18

REMIX SONG

Mahaboob mere, mahaboob mere,

tere bistar pe mujhe sone de,

bahut doodh hai tere seene mein,

mujhe daba daba kar peene de.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Mahmood