OPERATION
Dil ke
operation ko bypass kyun kehte hain?
Kyunki
agar operation theek ho gaya, toh pass
varna
hamesha ke liye bye.
PATNI PATNI
Patni:
Janu aaj koi aisi baat kaho
ke mein
khush bhi ho jaaoon aur
jal bhi
jaaoon.
Pati:
Jaan, tum meri zindagi ho aur
laanat
hai aisi zindagi pe.
CAR
Aroraji
ne nayi car li.
Car ke
peeche likhwaya
“sawan
ko aane do.”
Peeche
se truck ne uski car ko thok diya,
Truck
par likha tha
“aaya
saawan jhoomke.”
CHINESE COUPLE
A
chinese couple Mr. & Miss Hua got
twins
without marriage.
What
did they named them?
They
named them “Jo Hua, So Hua.”
TEACHER
Teacher:
What should be in a book
to make
it a bestseller?
Student:
A girl on the cover and no
cover
on the girl.
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