Day 122

Tuesday  14 May, 2012

PATI PATNI

Patni (kitchen se): Sunte ho, mein

din-ba-din khoobsoorat hoti ja rahi hoon.

Pati: Acha, woh kaise?

Patni: Ab toh mujhse rotiyaan bhi

jalne lagi hain.

SANTA BANTA

Manager santa se: Aapki shaadi ho gayi?

Santa: Jee haan, ek larki se hui.

Manager: Shaadi toh larki se hi hoti hai.

Santa: Nahin ji, meri behen ki shaadi toh

larke se hui hai.

DOCTOR

Nurse doctor se: Udaas kyun baithe ho?

Doctor: Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya

tha, woh mar gaya.

Nurse: Sir, woh operation nahin post

mortem tha.

Caution: Read, if above 18

2 SARDARS

2 Sardarjis were walking on the road and

a well shaped girl was walking in front of them.

1^st Sardar: Wah! Kya maal hai.

2^nd Sardar: Haan yaar, maal se yaad aaya,

bhabhi ka kya haal hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Khalid


Caution: Read, if above 18
HEROINE
Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ko kehta hai
ke pehle rehearsal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai: Rehearsal meine director
ke saath kar li hai, aap final take lo.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Khalid