KANGAROO
Kangaroo
ka bacha kho jata hai
toh woh
kya bolta hai: Aila! Kisine
mera
pocket maar liya.
SANTA BANTA
Santa
and banta ek kabristaan
mein
baithe baatein kar rahe the.
Santa:
Banta ji, dekho yeh murde
kitne
aaram se apni kabron
mein
sote hain.
Saare
murde uth khare hue aur
bole:
Kyun na soyein, yeh jagah
apni
jaan deke haasil ki hai.
PATI PATNI
1st
dost: Tum itne udaas kyun ho?
2nd
dost: Patni se jagra hua tha,
usne
kaha hai ke woh mujhse 30 din
tak
baat nahin karegi.
1st
dost: Tumhe toh khush hona chaahiye.
2nd
dost: Aaj aakhri din hai.
Caution: Read, if above 18
SARDAR
Sardar
washed his underwear and hung
it to
dry near neighbour’s panty and put
a note
on it: Bhabhi! Please remind me
to
remove my underwear when you remove
your
panty.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Jagdish
Caution: Read, if above 18
RESTAURANT
In a
vampire restaurant everybody was
ordering
hot blood of teenage girls as drinks.
A
vampire ordered hot water.
All
others started taunting him that he is
a
Dracula & should be ashamed of
ordering
water.
He
suddently took out a used “Always Ultra”
from
his bag and said smiling: I use tea bags.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Jagdish
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