Day 133

NURSE

Patient nurse se: I love you,

tumne mera dil chura liya hai.

Nurse: Chal hut jhoothe, humne

toh teri kidney chura li hai.

SANTA

Doctor santa se: Aapko brain

tumour hai.

Santa: That’s great.

Doctor: Aap itne khush kyun hai?

Santa: Iss se yeh saabit hota hai

ke mere pass brain hai.

TEACHER

Teacher: Un do kings ka naam
bataao, jinhone duniya ke logon

ko nayi raah pe chalaaya.

1-   Smoking

2-   Drinking.

Caution: Read, if above 18

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN ME

Girl: What do you like in me?

Boy: Those 2 balls having black

dots in center.

Girl: You rascal, are you with me

for that?

Boy: Yes, I like your eyes.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Hussein

Caution: Read, if above 18

HOW DO YOU KNOW

5 years old boy looks at his

father’s erected dick and says

“PEPSI BOTTLE.”

Dad asks: How do you know?

Son: Because Mum sucks

neighbour’s dick and says:

“YEH DIL MAANGE MORE.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Hussein