Day 119

11 May 2012  Friday


LARKI

Chintu samosewale se bola:

Tumhaare samose se larki ka

baal nikla.

Samosewala: Abey 5 rupaiye

ke samose mein kya poori larki

niklegi?

EXAM ANTHEM

Hum sab honge pass

Hum sab honge pass ek din.

Likhte hain bakwaas

Phir bhi hai vishwas,

Paper honge jhakas ek din.

FUNNY SARDAR

Desi makaan maalik: O.K., mein

tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3

din ki mohalat deta hoon.

Funny hindi sardar: Theek hai ji,

mein diwali, holi aur christmas ke

3 din select karta hoon.

Caution: Read, if above 18

SANTA’S SON

Santa: My 7 years old son is very naughty.

He has made my maid servant pregnant.

Confused banta: How?

Santa: He took a pin and punctured all

my condoms.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Kasim

Caution: Read, if above 18

JACK & JILL

Jack & Jill, went up the hill,

To fetch a pail of water.

God knows what they did there,

And came back with a daughter.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Kasim

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