Day 118

PATI PATNI

Pati: Agar mere haath mein sarkar

ho toh desh ki taqdeer badal doonga.

Patni: Tum pehle apna pyjama badal

lo, kal se ulta pehna hai.

SANTA BANTA

Santa: Yaar teri aur bhabhi ki jori toh

Ram-Sita ki jori hai.

Banta: Kahaan yaar, na toh yeh dharti

mein samaati hai aur na hi isse koi utha

le jaata hai.

HISTORY

Baap: Beta, tum history mein fail kyun

ho gaye?

Beta: Papa, sabhi questions uss time ke

the, jab mein paida bhi nahin hua tha.

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LARKE

Chikne larkon ka tujh par noor barse,

Har larka teri dosti ko tarse,

Khuda kare teri zindagi mein aaye itne larke,

Ke tu ek minute bhi salwar pehen ne ko tarse.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hashim

Caution: Read, if above 18

SUNDER PATNI

Pati: Jee karta hai ke tumhaare zulfon mein kho jaaoon,

Tumhaari aankhon mein bas jaaoon,

Tumhaari baahon mein jhool jaaoon.

Patni: Neeche kya mohallewale ghusaayenge?

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hashim