SHAADI
Shaadi
ke baad
Santa:
Oye, bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Banta:
Google kaur.
Santa:
Aisa kyun?
Banta:
Sawaal ek poocho, jawab dus deti hai.
LARKA LARKI
Larka larki
se: I love you.
Larki
ne larke se poocha: Mein
bhi tumse
I love you kahoon toh
kya karoge?
Larka:
Khushi se mar jaaoonga.
Larki:
Ja pagle, nahin kehti,
jee le
apni zindagi.
TEACHER
Larka;
Bara mushkil hai, teacher
se pyar
karna.
Dost:
Kyun?
Larka:
Love letter bheja tha,
7
mistakes nikaal deen.
Caution: Read, if above 18
LUCKNOW KA NAWAB
Aurat
ko ch..t ki gehrai pe naaz hai,
Toh humein
bhi apne l..d ke lambai pe naaz hai.
Uski
ch..t shabnam ka shabaab hai,
Toh hamaara
l..d bhi lucknow ka nawab hai.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Razaak
Caution: Read, if above 18
DIN RAAT
Din
mein sota hai
Raat
mein jaagta hai
Din mein
letta rehta hai
Raat ko
khara rehta hai
It’s
chowkidaar.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Razaak
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