GADHA
Pati
aur patni dono ghoomne
gaye.
Raaste
mein ek gadha ghaas
kha raha
tha.
Patni:
Dekho ji, aapka rishtedaar,
namaste
kijiye.
Pati:
Namaste, sasurji.
MACHAR SONG
Bheege
pankh tere,
Pyasa
dank mera,
Lage amrit
sa,
Mujhe khoon
tera,
Kabhi mere
saath,
Koi raat
guzaar,
Tujhe subaha
tak mein,
Doon
dengu bukhaar
Ho Ho
Ho….
PATI PATNI
Patni:
Kyun ji, roz subaha mere
chehre pe
paani kyun daalte ho?
Pati:
Tumhaare baap ne kaha tha,
meri beti
phool ki tarah hai, isse
murjaane
mat dena.
Caution: Read, if above 18
TATOO
A girl
looks at a man’s tattoo.
Nike on
his arms,
Reebok on
his legs.
She
screamed when she saw
aids written
on his penis.
“Relax”
He said, when it erects,
It reads
adidas.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Sohan Singh
Caution: Read, if above 18
ONE LEGGED MAN
A girl
married one leg man.
She
wrote to her mother: My
husband
has only one foot.
Her
mother replied: You are
lucky,
your father has only
5
inches.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Sohan Singh
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