SHAADI KE BAAD
Shaadi
ke baad bedroom kaise
smell karta
hai?
Pehle 3
mahine: Perfumes, Flowers,
1 se 3
saal baad: Baby powder,
Creams,
Lotions,
10 se
13 saal baad: Vicks, Zandu balm.
PATI PATNI
Patni:
Jaante ho, meine 20 somvaar
ke upwaas
kiye, tab jaakar tumhe
paaya hai.
Pati:
Yeh sab nahin karti, toh kya hota?
Patni: Tumse
bhi koi gaya guzra milta.
NAARI PURUSH
Question:
Naari ka matlab kya hai?
Answer:
Naari ka matlab hai “Shakti”
Question:
Toh phir purush ka matlab kya hai?
Answer:
“Sahan Shakti”
Caution: Read, if above 18
BRASSIER
Wife: Aaj
jab mein apna brassier badli kar rahi
thi,toh
ek larka mujhe dekh raha tha.
Husband:
Phir tumne kya kia?
Wife:
Mujhe bahut sharam mehsoos hui,
aur meine
brassier utaarke muhn chupa diya.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein
Caution: Read, if above 18
DOUBLE MEANING
Bite
the neck Gently,
Chew
the breasts Softly,
Spread
the legs Lustily,
And
suck the juice Excitingly
That’s
the way to eat….. guess what?
That’s
the way to eat….. Tandoori Chicken.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein
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