Day 120

PATI PATNI

Shaadi par patni boli: Aap mere

pran nath mein aapke charnon

ki daasi.

Shaadi ke baad woh ho gaya

charandas aur uski patni ho gayee

uske praanon ki pyaasi.

SANTA AUR PREETO(USKI BIWI)

Preeto: Mein galti se khaane ke saath,

roomaal bhi kha gayi.

Santa: Koi baat nahin, apna bacha

aayega toh pagri pehenke aayega.

BIKHAARI

Bikhaari: Pehle aap mujhe 10 rupaiye

dete the, phir 5, ab 1, kyun?

Aadmi: Pehle mein kunwaara tha,

phir shaadi ki, ab bache hain.

Bikhaari: Bahut khoob, matlab mere

paise se aiyaashi.

Caution: Read, if above 18

SARDAR

Sardar rozaana  sex tablet khaata hai.

Dost: Yaar, na teri biwi hai,na girlfriend,

phir kyun khaata hai?

Sardar: Bas aise hi, underwear mein

raunak lagi rehti hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Jasim

Caution: Read, if above 18

ZARINA

Ek aadmi ne zarina ko goad mein bitha

ke poocha: Tum ek raat mein kitna kama

leti ho?

Zarina: 50000 rupaiye.

Aadmi: Sach bata.

Zarina: Rozi pe baithi hoon, jhooth thori boloongi.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Jasim