04 May, 2012
Friday
TEACHER
Teacher:
Tum iss desh ke liye
kya kya
karte ho?
Panju:
Paani ki bachat karta hoon,
hafte mein
sirf ek din nahaata hoon.
SCHOOL
Mummy:
Yeh school kya hota hai?
Beta:
Yeh woh jagah hai, jahaan
maan-baap
ko loota aur bachon ko
pita jaata
hai.
PLUMBER
Plumber:
Sir, pipe laga diya hai aur
bill 700
rupaiye hain.
Engineer:
Arre itna toh mein engineer
Hoke bhi
nahin kamaata hoon.
Plumber:
Mein bhi nahin kamaata tha,
Jab engineer
tha.
Caution: Read, if above 18
DIRTY TALK
When a
man talks dirty to a woman,
It’s
sexual harassment.
When a
woman talks dirty to a man,
It’s
$3.95 per minute.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Gajendra
Caution: Read, if above 18
DOUBLE MEANING
Teri maan
di
Teri
chhoti behen di
Teri
bari behen di
Teri
bhabhi di
Tere
bhai di
Tere
papa di
Aur
meri bhi
Tu jaan
hai.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Gajendra
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