PATNI
Ek
aadmi ke patni se sawaal kia
ke aapko
kaunsi book sabse
zyada pasand
hai?
Patni:
Apne husband ki cheque book.
JUDGE
Santa:
Judge sahib, mujhe talaaq
chaahiye.
Meri biwi ne ek saal se
mujhse baat
nahin ki hai.
Judge:
Ek baar phir soch le beta,
aisi biwi
naseeb waalon ko hi milti hai.
PATI PATNI
Aadmi
kumbh ke mele mein: Prabhu,
teri kripa
se kumbh ke mele mein
bhai-bahi
ko bicharte dekha hai, kabhi
pati-patni
par b kripa karein.
Caution: Read, if above 18
BABIES
A man
carrying 3 babies is travelling
In a
train.
A woman
sitting near him inquired:
Are
these sweeties belong to you?
Man: No
mam, I work in a condom
factory
and these are customer’s complaints.
Joke supplied courtesy of: Chaitanya
Caution: Read, if above 18
LIGHT WEIGHT
Question:
Iss duniya mein sabse halki
cheez kya
hai?
Answer:
Yeh auzaar(l..d), because woh
sirf khayaal
se bhi uth jata hai.
Joke supplied courtesy of: Chaitanya
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