SONE KA SET
Ek baar
ek chor ne apni mangetar
ko sone
ka set diya.
Mangetar
ne khush hoke poocha:
Iski
keemat kya hogi?
Chor:
Teen saal kaid.
SCHOOL
School
mein aag lag gayi.
Sab
bache khush the ke ab school
nahin aana
parega.
Par ek
bacha udaas tha.
Sir:
Beta, tum dukhi kyun ho?
Bacha:
Sir, aap zinda kaise bache?
BIKHAARI
Bikhaari:
Maan, ek rupaiya de de,
3 din
se bhookha hoon.
Maan:
Ek rupaiye ka tu kya karega?
Bikhaari:
Wazan karvaaoonga, dekhna
hai kitna
kam ho gaya hoon.
Caution: Read, if above 18
GIRL
Girl: I
am like radio, my mouth speaker,
My left
breast – tuner, my right breast – volume.
Man:
Can I try? (Touches the breasts) – no sound.
Girl:
You have not plugged in yet.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein
Caution: Read, if above 18
BIO TEACHER
A bio
teacher was telling her students
that for
the best penetrations 6 to 7
inches penis
is best.
One of
the girl asked her that : What
about 9
inches?
Teacher
said: I am telling about necessity,
not luxury.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein
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