Day 111

AIR HOSTESS

Air hostess: Sir, aap kya lenge?

Ismail Bhai: Chicken tikka, boti

kabab, biryani, fish fry, kheer,

ice-cream aur paan.

Air hostess: Sir, aap plane mein

aaye hain, aapke abba ke reception

mein nahin.

PATI PATNI

Patni: Tumne mujhe shaadi se pehle

kyun nahin bataaya ke tumhaari

pehle bhi rani naam ki patni hai?

Pati: Meine bataaya toh tha, ke mein

tumhe rani ki tarah rakhoonga.

KANJOOS

Kanjoos: Kaju katli aur lijiye na.

Mehmaan: Nahin shukriya, mein

pehle hi 4 le chukka hoon.

Kanjoos: Li toh aapne waise 6 hain,

lekin yahaan kaun gin raha hai.

Caution: Read, if above 18

GIRL BOY

Girl: Arre itna bara muhn mein kaise

daaloongi?

Boy: Jaldi se muhn kholo.

Girl: Oops! Saare kapre geele ho gaye.

Boy: Aur lo ji.

Girl: Na baba na, yeh gol gappe tum

hi khaao.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein

Caution: Read, if above 18

DIFFERENT PHASES OF SEX

Age 18       -        Din raat

Age 28       -        Roz raat

Age 38       -        Jume raat

Age 48       -        Chaand raat

Age 58       -        Galat baat.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein