BACHA
Ek
bache ne bhagwan shiv ki
pooja ki
aur kaha, please mujhe
ek cycle
de do.
Lekin usse
cycle nahin mili.
Agle
din uss bache ne ganesh ki
murti chura
li aur bhagwan shiv ko
letter likha,
agar bacha chaahiye
toh cycle
lekar mandir aaja.
GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND
Girlfriend:
Meri birthday gift kahaan hai?
Boyfriend:
Tum road ke uss paar laal
rang ki
Ferrari dekh rahi ho.
Girlfriend
khushi se: Haan!
Boyfriend:
Same ussi colour ki nail polish
li hai,
tere liye.
KANJUS
Kanjus:
Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?
Santa:
Dono hi mangwa do.
Kanjus:
Sunti ho, do glass paani le aana,
ek freezer
se aur doosra geezer se.
Caution: Read, if above 18
TEACHER
A
teacher asks ‘what part of body goes to
heaven first’?
A child
replies: Feet, because every night
I see
my mom with her feet in the air and
screaming
‘God, I am coming.’
Joke supplied, coutesy of: Irfan
Caution: Read, if above 18
WAKEEL(ADVOCATE)
Rape
case wakeel larki se: Aap bata sakti
hain, woh
aadmi kaun tha?
Larki:
Koi baahar wala tha.
Wakeel:
Woh kaise?
Larki:
Kyunki itna bara auzaar, hamaare
mohalle
mein, kisika bhi nahin hai.
Joke supplied, coutesy of: Irfan
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