Day 109

SARDAR

Ek sardar ko 20 bache the.

Ek din uski patni ne poocha, mein

kaisi lag rahi hoon?

Sardar: Roop tera mastana,

pass mere mat aana, phool

koi phir se na khil jaaye.

MARD KI LIFE

Har mard ki life dekho toh:

Without shaadi   -        Spiderman.

Shaadi ke time   -        Superman

Shaadi ke baad  -        Gentleman.

Aur biwi khoobsurat ho toh, poori

umar watchman.

BAKRA

Graahak: Yeh bakra kitne ka hai?

Kasaai: 500 rupaiye ka.

Graahak: Itna sasta.

Kasaai: China ka hai, koi guarantee

nahin hai, ho sakta hai kal bhowkne lage.

Caution: Read, if above 18

PATI PATNI

Cycle mistri ne suhaagraat mein apni patni

ko paani ke bathtub mein litaa diya.

Patni: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Pati: Jaaneman, mujhe toh ched paani

mein hi dikhta hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Mahmood

Caution: Read, if above 18

GOLF

The most difficult golf course in the world

Is ‘’Woman Hole.”

Any style you play, as many shots you try

and as much perfection you have, you

can never get your balls in.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Mahmood