PATI PATNI
Patni
shopping karke aayi
toh pati
saamaan lete hue
bola:
Zaroor mere khaane ke
liye kuch
laayi hogi.
Patni:
Bilkul theek. Ismein mere
naye sandal
hain.
NAUKRI
Employee:
Seth, aap shaadi shuda
mardon ko
hi naukri kyun dete hain?
Boss:
Kyunki une pehle hi se gaaliyaan
khaane ki
aadat hoti hai.
PATI PATNI
Ek pati
patni mein jagra hua.
Pati
gusse mein: Mere andar
ke jaanwar
ko baahar mat aane do.
Patni:
Choohe se kaun darta hai.
Caution: Read, if above 18
SEXY LARKI
Ek sexy
larki ka gang rape ho raha tha.
Woh
chilla chillakar kah rahi thi: “Kutto,
kamino”
bhagwan ke liye laro mat,
subco milega.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Junaid
Caution: Read, if above 18
BUDHA
Ek din
ek budha romantic mood mein
apni biwi
se bola: Darling, mein tumhaare
liye
aasmaan se tare tor laaoonga.
Budhi:
Haraamkhor,munh se mungfali
toh tori
nahin jaati, aur ga… se akhrot
torne ke
sapne dekh raha hai.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Junaid
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