Day 108

JYOTISH

Jyotish: Tumhaari life mein 12 larkiyaan

aayengi.

Larka; Wah!  Kya zindagi hogi.

Jyotish: Zyada khush mat ho, ek biwi

aur 11 betiyaan hongi.

MAST SHER

Patni: Aaj koi sher sunao.

Pati: Abhi nahin.

Patni: Sunaao na.

Pati: Lo suno:

Jaane jigar jaaneman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaaye mujhpe

Mar jaaoonga mein sanam.

PATI PATNI

Patni aur suraj mein kya antar hai?

Yehi ke dono ki taraf, aankh uthakar

nahin dekh sakte.

Caution: Read, if above 18

GABBAR SINGH

Samba: Sardar, thakur ka kya karna hai?

Gabbar: Kuch nahin, uske haath kaat do

aur roz 3 blue films dikhaao, woh khud

tarap tarap ke mar jaayega.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Junaid

Caution: Read, if above 18

BREASTS

Ek boob ne doosre boob se poocha,

laraai nichli gulii mein hoti hai, pakre

hum jaate hain.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Junaid