BAAP BETA
Beta:
Papa, sab log shaadi karke
pareshaan
hi hote hain, toh shaadi
kyun karte
hain?
Papa:
Beta, akal badaam khaane se
nahin,
thokar khaane se aati hai.
SONU MONU
Sonu:
Tujhe sharam nahin aati, tu
apne biwi
ke saath kapre do raha hai.
Monu:
Iss mein sharam ki kya baat
hai, woh
bhi roti pakaane mein help
karti hai.
MARRIAGE TIP
When
you want your wife’s attention,
just look
comfortable and happy.
Caution: Read, if above 18
SARDAR
Sardar:
Sunti ho, aaj hamaare chintu
ne aadha
shabadh bolna seekha hai.
Sardarni:
Sach…, kya bola?
Sardar:
Ben….
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Naresh
Caution: Read, if above 18
NEWTON’S LAW
Newton’s
3 scientific sex laws:
1 – A hole
attracts a pole.
2 –
Length of pole is equal to the depth of hole.
3 – Up down
motion, releases a lotion which
increase population without calculation.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Naresh
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