HEIGHT OF SHAQ
Pati:
Mein tumhaare saath
100
saal rahoonga aur pyar
karoonga.
Patni:
Uske baad kahaan
muhn maarne
ka irada hai.
HASNA
Yeh ek
achi kahaavat hai ke,
jo hanse
unke ghar basein.
Lekin
sawaal hai ke, ghar
basne ke
baad kitne hanse.
DENTIST
Doctor:
Aapke 3 daant toot gaye hain.
Santa:
Biwi ne karak halwa banaaya
tha, woh
khaaya.
Doctor:
Toh halwa khaane se mana
kar dete.
Santa:
Phir toh 32 ke 32 toot jaate.
Caution: Read, if above 18
TOOTH ACHE
A
dentist was removing a tooth of
a lady.
He said “mam, you are
holding
my balls.”
She
said: I know, it’s just to remind
you that
we are not going to hurt
each other.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Naresh
Caution: Read, if above 18
A GIRL’S LIFE
Jab tere
chickoo the,
Sab tere
pishoo the,
Jab
tere aam hue,
Sabhi pareshaan
hue,
Jab
tere kharbuje hue,
Barey
ajoobe hue,
Jab
tere jhool gaye,
Sabi
tujhe bhool gaye…
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Naresh
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