Day 104

POPCORN

Popcorn aur patni mein

kya samaanta hai?

Dono ko thora sa jalaao,

muhn fula lete hain.

MARRIAGE

Before marriage, roses are red,

sky is blue, you are beautiful,

I love you.

After marriage, roses are dead,

I have flu, don’t get on my head,

side ho tu.

PATI PATNI

Patni: Mujhe sone ka haar dilva do,

mein tumhe saat janam tak chaahoongi.

Pati: Haar ke saath kangan bhi doonga,

lekin baat iss janam tak rehne do.

Caution: Read, if above 18

LARKA LARKI

Larki: Aaj mat daalo.

Larka: Kyun?

Larki: Tum daal kar so gaye, bahut

dard hua, mein poori raat masalti

rahi aur paani bhi nikalta tha.

Mujhe lagta hai ke yeh eye drop

bekaar hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Ramesh

Caution: Read, if above 18

DADA POTA

Pota: Dadaji, yeh condom kya hota hai?

Dadaji: Chal bhaag naalaayak kaheen ka,

mujhe nahin pata.

Pota: Mein jaanta tha buddhe, tujhe pata

hota toh, aaj jaaydaad ke 14 tukre

nahin hote.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Ramesh