GADHA
Beta: Shaadi mein dulhe ko gadhe
par
kyun nahin bithate?
Baap:
Taki log 2 gadhe dekhkar
darr
nahin jaayein.
SANTA
Santa
begum ke liye chappal lene
gaya.
Dukaandaar:
Sir ji, size toh bataao?
Santa:
Yaar, woh toh mein bhool
gaya
hoon, aisa karo, mere kamar
pe
nishaan dekhkar de do.
PATI PATNI
Patni:
Pehle mere pati bhaag bhaag kar
meri
khwaaish poori karte the.
Saheli:
Aur ab?
Patni:
Ab farmaaish sunte hi bhaag
jaate
hain.
Caution: Read, if above 18
DOUBLE MEANING
Daalne
laga mein, toh cheekhne lagi woh,
Hua
dard itna, ke so na saki woh,
Takleef
itni hui, ke boli baahar nikaalo,
Doosri
size ki chooriyaan, mere haath mein daalo.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Imran
Caution: Read, if above 18
SILKY BADAN
Badan
uska silky ho,
Breasts
uske milky ho,
Dekhne
mein chikni ho,
Pehni
usne bikni ho,
Neeche
uske chimney ho,
Lamba
apna danda ho,
Usmein
jaake thanda ho.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Imran
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