Day 101

HUSBAND- WIFE

Husband apni wife ka janaaza

lekar jar aha tha.

Janaaze ke aage ek kutta aur

peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi.

Ek aadmi aakar poochta hai: Bhai,

yeh sab kaise hua?

Husband: Iss kutte ne kaat liya tha.

Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din ke liye

mujhe de do.

Husband: Peeche line mein lag jaao.

SARDARJI

Aadmi sardarji se:Sardarji. Agar aapki

biwi ko bhoot utha le jaaye toh aap

kya karenge?

Sardarji: Meine kya karna hai, galti

bhoot ki hai, khud bughte.

BETI

Papa beti se: Beti, pehle toh tum mujhe

papa kehti thi, lekin ab tum mujhe dad

kehti ho, kyun?

Beti: Oh Dad! Papa kehne se lipstick

kharaab hoti hai.

Caution: Please read this, if you are above 18

Ek aadmi larki se sex karne gaya.

Usne larki ko nangi kiya aur ulta jhuka ke bola:

Tumhaari puddi par ek bhi baal nahin hai, kyun?

Larki, Bosri ke, chodne aaya hai ke kangi karne.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Imran

Caution: Please read this, if you are above 18

AUNTY

Jawan larka apni jawan aunty ke saath scooter par jar aha tha.

Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski kamar par lagte to woh kehta:

Na pappu na, yeh aunty hai.

Ghar aake aunty ne us se poocha: Tu kis pappu se baatein kar raha tha

Larke ne sharmaate hue kaha: Mera baar baar kharaa ho raha tha, toh mein isko samjha raha tha, ke pappu, kharaa na ho, yeh aunty hai.

Aunty khushi se boli: Hut paagal, tu pappu ko mat rok, aunty toh mein teri hoon, pappu ki nahin.

Caution: Please read this, if you are above 18