Day 102

GIRLS

Girls of 1995:

Agar tum mil jaao,

zamaana shor denge hum.

Girls of 2012:

Agar tum mil jaao,

Puraana shor denge hum.

DUKHI AADMI

Duniya mein sabse dukhi aadmi

kaun hai?

Pani puri wala.

Kaise?

Kyunki larki kunwaari ho ya

shadi-shuda, “Bhaiya”hi bulaati hai.

PATI PATNI

Pati aur patni mandir mein:

Pati: Tumne kya maanga?

Patni: Ke aap aur mein saat janam

tak saath rahein.

Patni: Aur aapne kya maanga?

Pati: Ke yeh mera saatwaan janam ho.

Caution: Read, if you are above 18

SARDAR

Sardar ghar aaya  toh biwi bed pe

taangein faila kar baithi thi.

Biwi: Kuch samje?

Sardar: Samja haraamzaadi, aaj poore

bed pe tu akeli hi sona chaahati hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Ramesh

Caution: Read, if you are above 18

LARKA LARKI

Larki: Yeh larke apna mobile pant mein

hi kyun rakhte hain?

Larka: Kyunki pant mein signal full aata hai.

Larki: Woh kaise?

Larka: Kyunki tower kareeb hota hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Ramesh