THURSDAY 19 APRIL 2012
DOCTOR
Ek
pathaan naya naya doctor bana.
Doctor
ban ne ke baad, usne pehla
operation
kiya.
Operation
theatre se baahar naikalkar
kehne laga:
Ya allah, mera pehla gift
kabool karna.
SHAADI
Ek
larke ki shaadi nahin ho rahi thi.
Woh
mannat maangne gaya.
Wahaan
uski maan khaayee mein
gir gayee.
Woh
bola: Ya khuda, apni toh mili
nahin,
bapu ki bhi gayee.
RESTAURANT
Customer:
Bhai, kab se wait kar raha
hoon,
khaana ab tak taiyaar nahin hua?
Waiter:
Bhai sahab, khaana toh taiyaar
hai,
bas garam ho raha hai.
Caution: Read this if you are above 18
SUHAAGRAAT
Suhaagraat
pe pati patni se:
Dekhne
mein toh tere Boobs bare soft
aur pink
lag rahe hain.
Patni
(sharmaate hue): Pata nahin ji,
“ Jitne
muhn, utni baatein.”
Joke supplied, coutesy of: Imran
Caution: Read this if you are above 18
LARKA LARKI
Larke
ne larki se sex khatam hi kiya tha
ke larki
boli: Tumhaari baansuri bahut
chotti hai.
Larka:
Mujhe kya pata tha ke national
stadium
mein bajaani paregi.
Joke supplied, coutesy of: Imran
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