DULHAN
Dulhan
andhe pati se: Kaash tumhaari
aankhein
hoti toh tum mere husn ko
dekh sakte.
Pati:
Agar tum khoobsoorat hoti toh
kya aankhon
wale tumhe mere liye
shor dete.
PATI PATNI
Patni:
Ek baat bataaoon, tum maaroge
toh nahin?
Pati:
Bolo.
Patni:
Mein pregnant hoon.
Pati:
Yeh toh achi baat hai.
Patni:
Shaadi se pehle papa ko bataya
tha,
bahut pitaai hui thi.
SANTA BANTA
Santa
ne ek sapna dekha ke uski patni
ko chor
le gaye.
Agle
din usne ek bank mein khaata khola.
Banta
ne khaata kholne ka kaaran poocha.
Santa
ne kaha: Kyunki bank ka slogan hai,
hum aapke
sapne ko saakaar karte hain.
WOMEN
Women
are basically greedy, they want
all things
from one man.
While
men are so simple that they want
only one
thing from all women.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Raymond
SARDARJI
Sardarji
ne kitaab parte hue biwi ke panty
mein haath
daala.
Biwi:
Sex karna chaahte ho?
Sardarji:
Nahin, kitaab ka page palatne ke
liye ungli
geelee karni thi.
Joke supplied, courtesy of Badmaash: Rajan
No comments:
Post a Comment