SHER (LION)
Sher ki
shaadi thi.
Baaraat
mein sabi sheron
ke
beech ek chuha naach
raha
tha. Uss se poocha gaya:
Aap
yahaan kaise?
Chuha
bola: Shaadi ke pehle
hum bhi
sher the.
PATI PATNI
Patni
gusse mein: Aaj ke baad
mein
tumse baat nahin karoongi.
Pati:
Kyun tum ganji hone wali ho?
Patni:
Nahin, tumhe behra karne
wali
hoon.
SHAADI
Santa
apni maan se: Maan khush
Khabri
hai.
Maan:
Bol beta.
Santa:
Hum do se teen ho gaye hain.
Maan:
Beta hua ya beti.
Santa:
Na beta na beti, teri bahu ne
doosri
shaadi kar li hai.
MIDDLE CLASS
Middle
class aadmi ki bhi kya zindagi hai.
Pant
khareedta hai toh joote phat jaate hain.
Joote
khareedta hai toh shirt phat jaati hai.
Sab
saath khareedta hai toh gaand phat
jaati
hai.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Heman
A
boyfriend is like a bra
Comfortable
Supportive,
Prevent
you from falling
Holds
you tight and
Is
always close to your heart.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Heman
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