Day 097

SHAADI

Shaadi ke waqt mandap mein

larka larki se bola:

Mera 10 larkiyon ke saath

affair raha tha.

Larki: Mujhe pata tha. Jab kundli

mili hai toh character bhi milega hi.

PATI PATNI

Sawaal: Patni maike jaakar pati ko

roz phone kyun karti hai?

Jawab: Ta ke pati ko yaad rahe

ke musibat tali nahin hai, phir

aane wali hai.

MAAN BACHA

Mom: Kyun rote ho?

Son: Dad ne mujhe kisi nahin di.

Mom: Tumne unko table nahin

sunaaya hoga.

Son: Baaju waali aunty ko kaunse

tables aate hain.

AURAT

Sayaane kehte hain ke aurat ke

haath mein barkat hoti hai, jo 3

inch ki cheez haath mein lete hi 6

inch ka bana deti hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Amar

ART GALLERY

In an art gallery, a couple saw a

picture of a girl covered only by

leaves.

Husband keeps watching.

Wife: Ab chaloge ya hawa aane

 tak intezaar karoge.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Amar