STUDENT
Ek
student exam copy pe apna
panja
bana raha tha.
Teacher:
Paper mein toh hand ke
diagram
ka question nahin hai.
Student:
Sir, paper banaane wale
ko
laanat bhej raha hoon.
KUTTA MURGI
Kutte
ko murgi se pyar tha.
Usne
murgi se shaadi ki.
Kuch dino
baad murgi ne khargosh
ko
janam diya.
Kutta:
Yeh sab kya hai?
Murgi:
Ajab prem ki gazab kahaani.
BIKHARI
Bikhari:
Babuji bookha hoon. Thora
sa
khaana de do.
Banta:
Khaana abhi naheen paka.
Bikhaari:
Aap number likh lo, jab
khaana
pak jaaye toh miss call
kar
dena.
BUS CONDUCTOR
Conductor:
Bache ka full ticket lagega.
Lady:
Yeh toh abhi nipple choosta hai.
Conductor:
Woh toh iska baap bhi
choosta
hai, toh kya uska bhi aadha loonga.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Rajesh
DOCTOR
Doctor:
Kya takleef hai?
Patient:
Sote waqt saas ko lene mein
takleef
hoti hai.
Doctor:
Aaj se dus din sote waqt, saas
ko nahin,
saali ko lo.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Rajesh
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