Friday, 13 April 2012

Day 095


STUDENT
Ek student exam copy pe apna
panja bana raha tha.
Teacher: Paper mein toh hand ke
diagram ka question nahin hai.
Student: Sir, paper banaane wale
ko laanat bhej raha hoon.

KUTTA MURGI
Kutte ko murgi se pyar tha.
Usne murgi se shaadi ki.
Kuch dino baad murgi ne khargosh
ko janam diya.
Kutta: Yeh sab kya hai?
Murgi: Ajab prem ki gazab kahaani.

BIKHARI
Bikhari: Babuji bookha hoon. Thora
sa khaana de do.
Banta: Khaana abhi naheen paka.
Bikhaari: Aap number likh lo, jab
khaana pak jaaye toh miss call
kar dena.

BUS CONDUCTOR
Conductor: Bache ka full ticket lagega.
Lady: Yeh toh abhi nipple choosta hai.
Conductor: Woh toh iska baap bhi
choosta hai, toh kya uska bhi aadha loonga.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Rajesh

DOCTOR
Doctor: Kya takleef hai?
Patient: Sote waqt saas ko lene mein
takleef hoti hai.
Doctor: Aaj se dus din sote waqt, saas
ko nahin, saali ko lo.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Rajesh

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