Day 096

ACCIDENT

Accident dekhne par logon ke muhn

se kyaexpression nikalta hai?

American   -        Oh my God.

Pakistani    -        Ya Allah.

Chinese     -        Haiya.

African       -        Oh LaLa.

Australia    -        Got a hit.

Indian         -        Gaya saala.

BACHA

Ek bacha mummy se pitne ke baad:

Papa, kabhi aap junglr gaye ho?

Papa: Nahin beta.

Bacha: Phir aap itna khaufnaak item

kahaan se pakar laaye.

PATI PATNI

Aadmi apni biwi se bola: Raja dashrath

ki 3 raniyaan thi, iss hisaab se mein 2

shaadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon.

Biwi: Karlo, bas itna yaad rakhna ke

draupadi ke 5 pati bhi the.

3 GIRLS

3 girls having lunch:

1^st said:I saw the condoms in Boss’s drawer.

2^nd said: I also saw and punctured them.

3^rd: Haraamzaadi, pehlr bataana tha na.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Kamal

LARKA LARKI

Ek larka larki se: Kitni kaali ho tum?

Larki: Ismein tumhaare baap  ka kya gaya?

Larka: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota toh

tum itni kaali na hoti.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Kamal