Day 094

LARKA LARKI

Larka: Toote hue dil se pyar karogi

ya dil tootne tak pyar karogi?

Larki:Tooti hui chappal se maar

khaayega ya chappal tootne tak

maar khaayega.

DOCTOR

Larki doctor se: Meri skin bahut soft hai,

mulaayam aur sensitive hai

aur rang bahut gora hai

sone se pehle kya lagaakar soya karoon?

Doctor: Kundi.

OPERATION

Operation se pehle doctor ne phoolon

ka haar mangvaaya.

Mareez: Yeh kis liye?

Doctor: Mera 1^st operation hai.

agar kaamyaab hua toh mere liye

varna tumhaare liye.

JANAAZA

Kabr mein ab tak aashiq ka janaaza para tha

Kabr mein ab tak aashiq ka janaaza para tha

Haddiyaan sookh gayi, par haraamzaade ka

popat abhi bhi khara tha.

Joke supplied by courtesy of: Rajesh

SANTA BANTA

Santa ko ek din hichki aayi aur saath mein

uska popat bhi khara ho gaya.

Santa: Arre wah, lagta hai balbir bhai ke saath

bhabhiji bhi yaad kar rahi hain.

Joke supplied by courtesy of: Rajesh