HASINA
Larki:
Na dekh hasino ko, gazab hoga
Tu bhi
ek din, kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Larka:
Khuda kare teri zubaan sachi ho
Mujhe
papa kehne wali, teri hi bachi ho.
BHOOTNI KA SAYA
Taantrik
apne bhakt se: Beta, tum par
ek
bhootni ka saya hai.
Bhakt:
Baba, mein thappar maar doonga
agar
mere patni ke bare mein kuch kaha.
PAROSI KA ACCIDENT
Santa
ka ek budda parosi accident mein
mar
gaya. Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha:
Body aa
gayee kya?
Tabhi
body lekar ambulance aa gayi
Santa
bola: Yeh lo! Uncle ki bari lambi
umar
hai.
BAAP BETA
Beta:
Papa, mujhe ek bhai chaahiye,
aaj aur
abhi.
Papa:
Beta, iss kaam mein 9 mahine
lagte
hain.
Beta:
Aap toh contractor ho, 5-6 aadmi
laga
do, jaldi ho jaayega.
Joke supplied coutesy of: Suresh
TENNIS
Lady- I
want to learn tennis.
Coach:
No problem mam… just hold
this racket
like you hold your husband’s
penis.
Lady:
OK
Coach:
No, No, Mam, get this racket out
of your
mouth.
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