Day 092

TEACHER

Sir: Pyar aur ishq mein kya farq hai?

Student: Pyar woh hai, jo aap apni

beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai

jo hum aapki beti se karte hain.

BARTAN DONA

1^st Lady: Bartan done ke liye kya istemaal

karti ho?

2^nd Lady: Bahut si cheezen istemaal kar

chuki hoon, lekin pati se acha koi nahi.

MEHMAAN

Mehmaan khaana khaate hue bola: Yeh

tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor

raha hai

Chotu: Jaldi se kha lo, woh apni plate

pehchaan gaya hai.

KUNWAARI LARKI

Ek larka larki se: Mein kunwaari larkiyon

se sex nahin karta.

Larki: Woh kyun?

Larka: Kyun ke mujhe khoon kharaaba

pasand nahin hai.

Joke supplied by courtesy of: Suresh

LARKA LARKI

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi.

Larkewale: Larka clerk hai, 5000 pagaar hai

aur oopar se 15000 kamaata hai.

Larkiwale: Larki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai

aur neeche se 50000 kamaati hai.

Joke supplied by courtesy of: Suresh