SHAADI
Papa
bete se: Tum shaadi kab karoge?
Beta:
Mein toh shaadi diwali mein
karoonga.
Papa:
Woh kyun?
Beta:
Kya pata, Diwali offer mein ek ke
saath
ek free mil jaaye.
SHER DA PUTTAR
Santa
apne bete se: Oye, ghabrana mat,
tu sher
da puttar hai.
Beta: Ji
haan, class mein teacher bhi
yehi
bolti hai ke tu zaroor kisi jaanwar ki
aulaad
hai.
PATI PATNI
Patni:
Subah mere chehre par pani kyun
dala?
Pati:
Tere baap ne kaha tha ke meri beti
phool
ki tarah hai, usse murjaane mat dena.
JEANS
Ek
larki ne apni jeans utaar di aur sardarji
se
boli: Mujhe biwi hone ka ahsaas dilaao.
Sardar
ne bhi jeans utaar di aur bola: Jaao,
yeh
dono jeans dhokar aao.
Joke supplied, by coutesy of: Suresh
SARDAR KA BURA DIN
Darwaza
khola, kundi haath mein.
Nal
khola, nal ka gola haath mein.
Suitcase
uthaaya, handle haath mein.
Ab
sardarji darr raha hai ke susu karoon
ya na
karoon.
Joke supplied, by courtesy of: Suresh
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