Monday, 9 April 2012

Day 091


SHAADI
Papa bete se: Tum shaadi kab karoge?
Beta: Mein toh shaadi diwali mein
karoonga.
Papa: Woh kyun?
Beta: Kya pata, Diwali offer mein ek ke
saath ek free mil jaaye.

SHER DA PUTTAR
Santa apne bete se: Oye, ghabrana mat,
tu sher da puttar hai.
Beta: Ji haan, class mein teacher bhi
yehi bolti hai ke tu zaroor kisi jaanwar ki
aulaad hai.

PATI PATNI
Patni: Subah mere chehre par pani kyun
dala?
Pati: Tere baap ne kaha tha ke meri beti
phool ki tarah hai, usse murjaane mat dena.

JEANS
Ek larki ne apni jeans utaar di aur sardarji
se boli: Mujhe biwi hone ka ahsaas dilaao.
Sardar ne bhi jeans utaar di aur bola: Jaao,
yeh dono jeans dhokar aao.
Joke supplied, by coutesy of: Suresh

SARDAR KA BURA DIN
Darwaza khola, kundi haath mein.
Nal khola, nal ka gola haath mein.
Suitcase uthaaya, handle haath mein.
Ab sardarji darr raha hai ke susu karoon
ya na karoon.
Joke supplied, by courtesy of: Suresh

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