TRAFFIC SIGNAL
Ganju
ek gore pe gursavaari
kar
raha tha aur signal pe laal
bati pe
nikal gaya, tabhi ek
policewale
ne siti bajaayi.
Ganju
ne gore ki poonch ko
oopar
kiya aur kaha “ le karle
number
note.”
JAIL
Ganju:
Jail ko hawalaat kyun
kehte
hain?
Panju: Kyunki
jail mein khaane
ko sirf
“hawa” aur “laat” milti hai.
TAMEEZ
Panju
larki se: Darling, kya tum
mujhse
shaadi karogi?
Larki:Tameez
se baat karo.
Panju:
Behenji, kya aap mujhse
shaadi
karogi?
LARKA LARKI
Larka
larki se: Tumhaari taangon ke
beech
mein kya hai?
Larki:
Kuch nahin, bas ek lakeer hai.
Larki
larke se: Aur yeh tumhaari taangon
ke
beech kya hai?
Larka:
Ussi lakeer ka fakeer hai.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Suresh
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Suresh
SAAS KI SEVA
Bahu
saas ke paaon daba rahi thi.
Saas ka
ghagra oopar ho gaya.
Bahu:
Pranaam.
Saas:
Kisko?
Bahu:Sasurji
ke rannbhumi aur mere
pati ki
janmbhumi ko.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Suresh
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Suresh
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