TEACHER
Teacher:
What is your caste?
Student:
Pehle hum singh the,
fir rajput
hue, fir sharma ho gaye,
abhi hain
darzi, aage mummy ki marzi.
BAHAAR
Bahaar aane
se pehle, fiza aa gayi
Bahaar
aane se pehle, fiza aa gayi
Phool
khilne se pehle, bakri kha gayi.
BACHPAN
Bachpan
mein nani se sunte the pariyon
ki kahaani,
Bachpan
mein nani se sunte the pariyon
ki kahaani,
aur bare
hokar hum sun rahe hain “shiela ki jawani.”
ARMY GUY
An army
guy got married.
On 1st
night he realizes his wife has got periods.
He
telegrams headquarter: Red Alert on front,
extend
leave.
He
receives reply from headquarter: Attack
from back
and report.
Joke supplied, courtesy of:
Suresh
BOY GIRL
Girl:
This is my Japanese top – 2000 rupees
This is
my American jeans – 4000 rupees
Boy:
Pehle jeans ki zip band kar,
15
rupaiye waali desi chaddi dikh rahi hai.
Joke supplied, courtesy of:
Suresh
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