SANTA BANTA
Santa:
Tumko pata hai tum kaun ho?
Banta:
Nahin maaloom.
Santa:
Par mujhe pata hai, mein
kaun
hoon.
Banta:
Mujhe bataao, lekin shaayari mein.
Santa:
Na mein shaayar, na mein shaayar
ka
bhatija, mein toh hoon apne maan baap
ke
manoranjan ka natija.
PROPOSAL TO A GIRL
Ganju:
Larki ko propose karne ki sabse
safe
jagah kaunsi hai?
Panju:
Mandir.
Ganju:
Mandir, kyun?
Panju:
Qyunki wahaan larkiyon ke pair
mein
chappal nahin hoti.
DUKH SUKH
Santa:
Dukh toh jeevan ka saathi hai
aur sukh
aata jata hai.
Banta:
Sahi baat hai, meri biwi hamesha
saath rehti
hai aur meri saali aati jaati hai.
DOUBLE MEANING
Boy:
Poora andar gaya.
Girl:
Ouch…..haan.
Boy:
Tight hai, zyada lag toh nahin raha.
Girl:
Haan, thora thora.
Boy:
Memsaab ko 8 number wala joota dikhana.
BURNING LOVE
Question:What
is the definition of burning love?
Answer:
It’s when at night you reach out for
vaseline
and pick up vicks vaporab, by mistake.
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