CHAAND
Larki:
Tum mere liye kya kya kar
sakte
ho?
Larka:
Bolo, kya karoon?
Larki:
Mere liye chaand la sakte ho?
Larka:
Phir kya, dharti ke chaaron
taraf
tera baap goomega?
KAALA DUKAANDAAR
Kaale
dukaandaar se chota bacha:
Uncle,
rang gora karne wali cream hai?
Dukaandaar:
Hai na.
Bacha:
Toh saale, lagata kyun nahin?
LARKA LARKI
Larka
larki se: Mein aapse friendship
karna
chaahata hoon.
Larki:
Meri sagaai ho gayi hai.
Larka:
Fir behen ban ke apni saheli se
baat
kar de.
BOONDI
If
nipples are called boondi in hindi,
then
what will the boobs called?
Boondi
ke Laddu.
Joke supplied by courtesy
of:SURESH
BUDDA BUDDI
Ek
budda apni buddi ke liye bra khareedne
gaya.
Salesman
ne poocha: Kya size hai?
Budda:
A O size.
Salesman:
Yeh A O size kya hai?
Budda:
A O size bole toh, pakro toh anda,
choro
toh omlette.
Joke supplied by courtesy
of:SURESH
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