Day 085

SHAADI

Shaadi mein dulhan ko goonghat

mein kyun rakha jata hai?

Nahin pata, socho… socho…

Ta ke kisike moonh se yeh na nikal

jaaye , abe yeh toh meri girlfriend thi.

SWATANTRA DIVAS

Ek sach jo har aadmi manta hai,

Kya aapko pata hai ke swatantra

divas kab aata hai?

Jab gharwali maayke jaati hai.

SANTA BANTA

Santa ki patni phone pe ek gante se

zyada baat karti thi. Ek din aadha ganta

hi baat ki aur phone rakh diya.

Santa: Aaj kya hua, aaj tumne sirf aadha

ganta hi baat ki.

Santa ki patni: Aaj wrong number tha.

LARKA LARKI

Ek bache ne ek larki ko sex ke liye kaha.

Larki boli: Tum itne chote ho, meri jawani

ka bhoj kaise uthaaoge?

Bacha bola: Darling, chuha bori nahin utha

sakta par phaar toh sakta hai.
JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH

UNDERWEAR

A woman wild with sex was thinking, this

underwear of man is wonderful thing.

It has one big roll, two round gulab jaamuns.

lots of sevs and if handled properly, white

pulpy kheer too.
JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH