Day 090

TRUCK DRIVER

Santa: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte

kyun ho?

Banta: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar

bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai

jaise usko vaapas karne aaya hai.

LARKI KA NAAM

Ganju: Woh larki kitni sundar hai.

Panju: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Ganju: Kya naam hai uska?

Panju: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,

uske counter ke oopar uska naam

likha hai “Chaalu khaata.”

PATI PATNI

Patni: Mujhe dusveen anniversary pe

kahaan le jaaoge?

Pati: Hum log Africa mein jungle safari

per chalenge.
Patni: Aur pacheesveen anniversary pe?

Pati: Wahaan se mein tujhe vaapas

le aaoonga.

DUPATTA

Larkiyaan apna dupatta larkon ke saamne

aane ke baad hi kyun theek karti hain?

Kyunki, luteron ko dekhkar hi daulat ki

hifaazat ka khayaal aata hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Suresh

LADY TEACHER

Lady teacher: Zero mein ek daalein toh

kya hota hai?

Larki chup rahi.

Teacher (gusse se): Jawab do, zero mein

ek daalein toh kya hota hai?

Larki: Bahut dard hota hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Suresh