Day 083

MOBILE

Larki: Aapka mobile bahut acha hai,

kitne ka liya?

Larka: Race mein jeeta hai.

Larki: Bahut acha, race mein kitne

log the.

Larka: 3 policewale, ek mobile shopwala

aur mein.

LARKA LARKI

Larki: Jaanu, agar tumhaara sms nahin

aaya toh mein roti nahin khaaoongi.

Larka: Sach.

Larki: Haan, sirf paneer paraantha,

icecream khaake guzara karoongi.

ADVOCATE

Vakil: Tumne police officer ki hatheli

pe jalti hui cigarette kyun rakhi?

Mujrim: Ye humco bola kaam karvaana

ho toh pehle “muthi” garam karo.

CALORIES

Calories burnt by doing sex with g’friend.

Lying down                                      90 calories

Standing up                           492 calories

Dog style                                326 calories

2^nd round                                834 calories

Dressing up after sex while, 50,000 calories

wife knocks at the door.
JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH

LOVER

Boy: I love your daughter since 5 months.

Father: How can you prove it?

Boy: Wait for 4 months…. You will believe it.
JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH