Day 082

BEGGAR

Fakir ek khoobsurat aurat se: Ek

rupaiya de do.

Aurat: Sharam nahin aati, itne smart,

handsome naujawan ho ke beekh

maangte ho?

Fakir: Acha, fir ek pappi de do.

SANTA BANTA

Santa daaru peeke taala kholne laga.

Haath kaampne ki vajah se taala

nahin khula.

Banta: Mein khol doon.

Santa: Mein khol loonga,tu ghar ko pakar,

saala bahut hil raha hai.

LARKA LARKI

Larka: Tumne aankhen nahin bandh ki,

jab meine tera chumban liya.

Larki: Kamine! Last time aankhen bandh

ki theen, tab tune mere purse se 500 rupaiye

chura liye the.

HUSBAND & WIFE

Wife and husband returned from honeymoon

after a week.

Husband: How did you enjoy the whole week?

Wife: The whole week has made my hole weak.
JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH

BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND

A drunk guy says to his girlfriend while kissing:

Darling, your lips are very salty today.

Girlfriend: Hmmm! Honey, you are between my legs.
JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH