Day 081

PEHALWAAN

Panju:  Tum ek baar mein kitne

             aadmi uthaa sakte ho?

Pehalwaan:  Kam se kam 15.

Panju:  Datt teri ki, tumse acha

             toh mera murga hai, jo

             subah poore mohalle ko

             utha deta hai.

PATNI

Suresh:  Meri patni 9 ghante se

               khaamosh hai.

Doctor:  Toh mere pass kyun aaye

              ho, world record waalon ke

              pass jaao.

TEEN DOST

Rajan:  Saale! Ek laat maaroonga, mumbai jaake girega.

John:  Mein maroonga toh America mein girega.

Santa:  Bhai, mujhe dheere se ek laat maaro, pass ke

            gaaon jana hai.

TEACHER

Father went to school for getting report of his son.

Father:  Madam, kab dengi aap?

Teacher:  Periods khatam hone ke baad.

ENGLISH GIRL

Judge:  You raped this English girl?

Santa:  Oye judge sahib, tussi iska naam poochoge

toh tussi bhi iska rape kar doge.

Judge:  What is your name lady?

Lady:  Merry Marlow.