BIRTHDAY
Girlfriend: Kal mera birthday hai.
Boyfriend: Advance mein “happy birthday”
Girlfriend: Kya gift doge?
Boyfriend: Kya chaahiye?
Girlfriend: Ring
Boyfriend: Ring doonga par phone
mat uthana, balance nahin
hai.
LARKA LARKI
Ek
larka larki se bola: Teri zulfon ki
thandi
chaaon
mein rehna chaahata hoon.
Larki: Abbe pagal, pichle janam mein joon
tha
kya?
PREMI PREMIKA
Premi: Maaf karna, meine tumhe bataya nahin
ke meri mangni ho chuki hai.
Premika: Koi baat nahin, mein tumhe apne
bachon se milwaati hoon.
SARDAR
In a
party a lady wanted to go to toilet, so
she
inquired with a sardar: Papaji, susu
karne
ki jagah dikhaao.
Sardarji
replied You naughty, pehle tum dikhaao.
COUPLE
A couple
was in their bedroom & the girl says
to her
husband: I wish, I had bigger tits.
The
husband says: Well, what I recommend
is to
get some toilet tissues and rub it between
your
tits for 2 months.
The
girl asks: How will that help to make my
tits bigger?
Her
husband repled: Well, it worked for your
ass.
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