Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Day 080


BIRTHDAY
Girlfriend:  Kal mera birthday hai.
Boyfriend:   Advance mein “happy birthday”
Girlfriend:  Kya gift doge?
Boyfriend:  Kya chaahiye?
Girlfriend:  Ring
Boyfriend:  Ring doonga par phone
                   mat uthana, balance nahin hai.

LARKA LARKI
Ek larka larki se bola:  Teri zulfon ki thandi
chaaon mein rehna chaahata hoon.
Larki:  Abbe pagal, pichle janam mein joon
tha kya?

PREMI PREMIKA
Premi:  Maaf karna, meine tumhe bataya nahin
            ke meri mangni ho chuki hai.
Premika:  Koi baat nahin, mein tumhe apne
                bachon se milwaati hoon.         

SARDAR
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet, so
she inquired with a sardar:  Papaji, susu
karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Sardarji replied You naughty, pehle tum dikhaao. 

COUPLE
A couple was in their bedroom & the girl says
to her husband:  I wish, I had bigger tits.
The husband says:  Well, what I recommend
is to get some toilet tissues and rub it between
your tits for 2 months.
The girl asks:  How will that help to make my
tits bigger?
Her husband repled:  Well, it worked for your ass.

                                                           

No comments:

Post a Comment