Day 079

LARKA LARKI

Larki:  Mat kar peecha mera,

           Ek din pachtaayega,

           Baahar college ke,

           Tu samose ka thela lagaayega.

Larka:  Tu mat thukra mere pyar ko,

            Ek din pachtaayegi,

            Ussi thele par bartan maanjti,

            Tu bhi nazar aayegi.

KISS

Science teacher:  Agar kisi larki ko

mirgi ka attack ho toh usko lambe time

tak kiss karo, woh theek ho jaayegi.

Student:  Par sir, usko yeh attack dilaayein kaise?

DUNIYA

Larki:  Duniya ko bata do ke tum mujhse pyar

karte ho.

Larke ne larki ke kaan mein kaha: I love you.

Larki:  Tumne kaan mein kyun kaha?

Larka:  Kyunki, tum hi meri duniya ho.

DOGGY STYLE

A married man had doggy style with his

girlfriend and then he goes home.

Wife:  What happened, you look tired?

Husband:  Kya bataaoon, kutton wali

harkat karke aa raha hoon.

TEACHER

Teacher class mein Banta se:  Zimmedaari

kya hoti hai?

Banta:  Madam agar aapke blouse ke 4

buttons mein se 3 toot jaayein, toh chauthe

pe jo aati hai, usse zimedari kehte hain.

AFTER SEX

Larki usually sex karne ke baad kya kehti hai?

I love you – Wrong.

That was great – Wrong again.

I love it – Arrey nahin yaar.

Sahi jawab:  Meri bra aur  panty kahaan rakhi hai.