Day 084

TEACHER

Teacher: Batao sabse zyada nasha

kaunsi cheez mein hota hai?

Student: Books mein.

Teacher: Woh kaise?

Student: Kholte hi neend aa jaati hai.

PATNI

Kaani patni: Sunoji, meri aankhein

katrina kaif se milti hai na?

Pati: Kambhaht, teri aankhein aapas

mein nahin milti, Katrina se kya khaak

milengi.

DOCTOR

Check up ke baad doctor: Tumhe khaanste

waqt sabse zyada takleef kab hoti hai?

Mariz: Jab paros ka kutta meri khaansi ka

jawab dene lagta hai.

LADY

Doctor to lady: Why are you looking so

exhausted? Are you properly, taking

3 meals a day, as advised?

Lady: OH MY GOD! I heard 3 males a day.

JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH

DEAF GIRL

A man marries a deaf girl.

He writes…. We must workout a code.

If I want sex, I will press your left boob.

You reply by shaking my penis once for yes

aur 50 times for no.

JOKE SUPPLIED BY COURTESY OF: SURESH