FRIDAY - 23 MARCH 12 JOKES
GIRLFRIEND
Santa: Darling, tumhaari zulfon se
khelne
ko jee chah raha hai.
Sheela
ne wig utaari aur kaha: Lo
khelo,
par vaapas de dena, subah
college
pehenkar jaana hai.
COW
Customer: Teri gai ki ek aankh kharaab
hai,
fir bhi tu 25000 maang raha hai?
Santa: Tujhe gai doodh peene ke liye
leni hai
ya nain matkaane ke liye?
PATI PATNI
Pati: Aaj khaana tumhaari maan ne
banaaya
hai?
Patni: Haan, par tujhe kaise pata chala?
Pati: Roz khaane mein kale baal milte
hain,
aaj safed baal mila hai.
LARKI
Larki
apni marzi se de toh pyar
Dost
dilaayein toh uphaar
Gharwale
dilayein toh sanskar
Aur hum
apne aap le lein toh balaatkaar
BLACKBOARD
Class
mein blackboard pe penis likha tha.
Teacher
ne usko ragar ke mita diya.
Agle
din phir blackboard par penis likha
tha,
lekin bare size mein likha tha. Teacher
ne usse
bhi ragar ke mita diya. Uske agle
din
blackboard par likha tha, jitna zyada
ragrogi,
utna bara hota jaayega.
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