Sunday, 25 March 2012

Day 077

FRIDAY - 23 MARCH 12            JOKES



GIRLFRIEND
Santa:  Darling, tumhaari zulfon se
khelne ko jee chah raha hai.
Sheela ne wig utaari aur kaha:  Lo
khelo, par  vaapas de dena, subah
college pehenkar  jaana hai.

COW
Customer:  Teri gai ki ek aankh kharaab
hai, fir bhi tu 25000 maang raha hai?
Santa:  Tujhe gai doodh peene ke liye
leni hai ya nain matkaane ke liye?

PATI PATNI
Pati:  Aaj khaana tumhaari maan ne
banaaya hai?
Patni:  Haan, par tujhe kaise pata chala?
Pati:  Roz khaane mein kale baal milte
hain, aaj safed baal mila hai.

LARKI
Larki apni marzi se de toh pyar
Dost dilaayein toh uphaar
Gharwale dilayein toh sanskar
Aur hum apne aap le lein toh balaatkaar

BLACKBOARD
Class mein blackboard pe penis likha tha.
Teacher ne usko ragar ke mita diya.
Agle din phir blackboard par penis likha
tha, lekin bare size mein likha tha. Teacher
ne usse bhi ragar ke mita diya. Uske agle
din blackboard par likha tha, jitna zyada
ragrogi, utna bara hota jaayega.

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