BANDAR
Panju: Mummy, kya mein bandaron
ke
khaandaan ka hoon?
Mummy: Pata nahin beta, mein
tumhaare
papa ke poorvajon se
kabhi
nahin mili.
CHORI
Circuit: Bhai, naukar ne chaandi
ka
chamach chori kar liya.
Munna: Kaun sa wala?
Circuit: Whoich bhai, jo aapun
hotel
se chori kar ke laaye the.
CHEMIST
Chemist: Iss davaai se theek na ho
toh
firse yeh parchi lekar aana.
Customer: Kyun?
Chemist: Mein ek baar fir Doctor ki
likhaai
parne ki koshish karoonga.
SHAADI
Gaanv
ki ek ladki ki shaadi shahri
babu se
hui.
Larki
ko sex ke bare mein kuch nahin
pata
tha.
Suhaag
raat ko pati ne uske saath
sex
kiya.
Sex ke
baad larki se poocha: Kaisa laga?
Larki: Yeh jo aapne andar daala tha, yeh
kya
tha?
Larka: Yeh mera munna tha.
Larki: Aap apne munne ko baahar hi
khilaaya
karo, andar garmi ki wajah se
bechaare
ne ulti kar di hai.
CONDOM
Larki
dukaandaar se: Ek condom dena?
Dukaandaar
masti mein: Kisliye?
Larki(gusse
mein): Tere baap ko gift
karoongi,
taaki tere jaisa doosra
chutiya
paida na kare.
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