Thursday, 22 March 2012

Day 076


BANDAR
Panju:  Mummy, kya mein bandaron
ke khaandaan ka hoon?
Mummy:  Pata nahin beta, mein
tumhaare papa ke poorvajon se
kabhi nahin mili.

CHORI
Circuit:  Bhai, naukar ne chaandi
ka chamach chori kar liya.
Munna:  Kaun sa wala?
Circuit:  Whoich bhai, jo aapun
hotel se chori kar ke laaye the.

CHEMIST
Chemist:  Iss davaai se theek na ho
toh firse yeh parchi lekar aana.
Customer:  Kyun?
Chemist:  Mein ek baar fir Doctor ki
likhaai parne ki koshish karoonga.

SHAADI
Gaanv ki ek ladki ki shaadi shahri
babu se hui.
Larki ko sex ke bare mein kuch nahin
pata tha.
Suhaag raat ko pati ne uske saath
sex kiya.
Sex ke baad larki se poocha:  Kaisa laga?
Larki:  Yeh jo aapne andar daala tha, yeh
kya tha?
Larka:  Yeh mera munna tha.
Larki:  Aap apne munne ko baahar  hi
khilaaya karo, andar garmi ki wajah se
bechaare ne ulti kar di hai.

CONDOM
Larki dukaandaar se:  Ek condom dena?
Dukaandaar masti mein:  Kisliye?
Larki(gusse mein):  Tere baap ko gift
karoongi, taaki tere jaisa doosra
chutiya paida na kare.


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