PATI PATNI
Patni: Saamne wale ghar mein
miyaan aur
biwi ke beech kuch
fight chal
rahi hai, aap ek baar
jaao na?
Pati: Mein ek do baar gaya tha,
shaayad
yeh usika natija hai.
TEACHER
Teacher: 2 mein se 2 gaye,
toh kitne
bache?
Ganju: Samaj mein nahin aaya.
Teacher: Beta, tumhaare pass
do roti
hain, tumne do roti kha leen
toh tumhaare
pass kya bacha?
Ganju: Sabzi.
LARKA LARKI
Larka
larki se: Tumhaara naam
kya hai?
Larki: Mina.
Larki
larke se: Tumhaara?
Larka: Kamina.
Larki: Jhooth mat bolo.
Larka: Tu 2 minute pass mein baith
ke dekh,
tu bhi yehi bolegi.
SAADHU
Saadhu: Beta, hamesha apni se bari
aurat ko
maan, choti ko beti aur barabar
wali ko
behen samajna.
Santa: Baba, fir yeh mera auzaar tum rakh lo.
Saadhu: Kyun beta?
Santa: Jari booti kootne ke kaam aayega.
HEROINE
Heroine
ne sabzi mandi mein 2 foot lambi
mooli dekh
ke poocha: Yeh kya hai?
Sabziwala: Madam, yeh hamaare liye
toh mooli
hai, par aapke liye maamooli hai.
No comments:
Post a Comment