Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Day 075


PATI PATNI
Patni:  Saamne wale ghar mein
miyaan aur biwi ke beech kuch
fight chal rahi hai, aap ek baar
jaao na?
Pati:  Mein ek do baar gaya tha,
shaayad yeh usika natija hai.

TEACHER
Teacher:  2 mein se 2 gaye,
toh kitne bache?
Ganju:  Samaj mein nahin aaya.
Teacher:  Beta, tumhaare pass
do roti hain, tumne do roti kha leen
toh tumhaare pass kya bacha?
Ganju:  Sabzi.

LARKA LARKI
Larka larki se:  Tumhaara naam
kya hai?
Larki:  Mina.
Larki larke se:  Tumhaara?
Larka:  Kamina.
Larki:  Jhooth mat bolo.
Larka:  Tu 2 minute pass mein baith
ke dekh, tu bhi yehi bolegi.

SAADHU
Saadhu:  Beta, hamesha apni se bari
aurat ko maan, choti ko beti aur barabar
wali ko behen samajna.
Santa:  Baba, fir yeh mera auzaar tum rakh lo.
Saadhu:  Kyun beta?
Santa:  Jari booti kootne ke kaam aayega.

HEROINE
Heroine ne sabzi mandi mein 2 foot lambi
mooli dekh ke poocha:  Yeh kya hai?
Sabziwala:  Madam, yeh hamaare liye
toh mooli hai, par aapke liye maamooli hai.

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